1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:05,750 Thank you. 2 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,380 Alfred kept his eyes and ears open. 3 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,140 He found out how many men the Danes had. 4 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:56,340 He also found out the best way to get into their camp. 5 00:02:57,140 --> 00:03:03,520 Then he went back to his own men and led them against the Danes. A great battle 6 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,480 was fought, and Alfred's men won. 7 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:11,560 Good. Thank you. Eunice, please continue from where George left off. 8 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,820 Klaus, pay attention. 9 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,300 We're waiting, Eunice. 10 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:21,840 I can't. It's time you learned. Page 39, please. 11 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,600 Robbie, be quiet. We're waiting, Eunice. 12 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:31,380 A... A... Boy. 13 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,340 Dog. 14 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:38,460 A... Dog. 15 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,480 A... A con. 16 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:46,300 Eunice. You really must try harder. 17 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,780 Yes, 18 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,480 Dad? 19 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,280 Where's my lunch? 20 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,940 You've just had your lunch, Dad. 21 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Tea, then. 22 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,600 Cup of tea, Dad. 23 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:07,040 Yes, dear, I would. 24 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,640 Why don't you ever make my favourite steak and kidney pie? 25 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,680 All right, Dad. 26 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,920 You're a good cook, Eunice. 27 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,760 Just like your mum, God rest her soul. 28 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,140 I'm a lucky man. 29 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:35,080 You wish me you'd never marry. 30 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:40,920 Not that anyone's like me to want you. 31 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,780 Yes, Walter. 32 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,680 Last time it was like Nat's pee. 33 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:58,940 Don't put too much milk in. Your mum knew how to make tea. 34 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,180 Don't take all day again. Hurry up. 35 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:06,710 And put more sugar in this, Tom. Get it bloody right. 36 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:16,590 There you are, Dad. 37 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,290 That's too sweet. 38 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:27,510 It's a bloody big difference between scratching your arse and making great 39 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:28,510 out of it. 40 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,280 You missed. 41 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,460 You missed a spot. 42 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:44,760 There. 43 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,760 Can't get anything right. 44 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,640 Oh! 45 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,540 I'm going to lie down. 46 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,900 My ulcer's acting up again. 47 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,320 Thanks to you. 48 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,540 You'd be glad to see me in the hospital, wouldn't you? 49 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,420 Yeah, listen to this, you. 50 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:18,500 Half a million adults in this country are unable to read. 51 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,280 Dyslexia, they call it. I think that's what you've got, Eunice. 52 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:31,680 It says here these dyes, whatever, see things backwards. 53 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,500 Well, you're kind of backwards, aren't you, Eunice? 54 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:40,460 Sometimes it's caused by a head injury. 55 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:48,120 Do you remember back when you were a baby, you used to bang your head against 56 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,120 the wall over and over? 57 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,220 We couldn't stop you. 58 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,420 Yeah, there's a special school here where they learn you to read. 59 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,540 I hated school. 60 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,810 Laziness is all it was. 61 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:10,110 All your teachers said you were right smart. 62 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:15,270 Starts next week. You should go. 63 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:18,350 No, Dad, I... I can't. 64 00:08:19,190 --> 00:08:20,590 Tell them you'll come. 65 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,690 He makes me a pillow like a good girl. 66 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,390 You'll like going back to school. 67 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:41,970 I won't go. 68 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:45,310 You'll go? 69 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:48,010 There'll be no money for those chocolates of yours. 70 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:49,550 I won't go. 71 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:51,770 I'd rather die. 72 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:55,290 If you can't read, you're no better than the apes in the zoo. 73 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,210 You're uncivilised. 74 00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:58,990 You're a freak. 75 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:01,490 You'll go. My mind's made up. 76 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:05,190 Here's your pillow, Dad. 77 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,100 Don't worry, dear. You'll cry later. 78 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,980 He was ill for so long. It was just a matter of time. 79 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,540 You'll need a job, of course. I could help in the boarding house. We're full 80 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,620 But Aunt Mary... You need a job to survive. 81 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,860 I've never had a job before. 82 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,300 You'd make a good housekeeper, Ewan. 83 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,670 I don't want to be a servant. 84 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:07,570 Well, what sort of employment did a royal highness have in mind? 85 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,130 Driving a lorry? 86 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:13,270 Well, you don't have a license, do you? And to pass the test, you'd have to 87 00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:14,270 read, wouldn't you? 88 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,030 A waitress? 89 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:18,290 You'd have to read the menu. 90 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,330 Be sensible, Eunice. 91 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,290 I'm only trying to help you, dear. 92 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:30,490 Look, there are agencies that send outkeepers abroad, to America. 93 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,920 Might take a few months, but it's worth the wait. 94 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:39,100 It's good money. You won't get that here. 95 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,060 Look at our housekeeper. 96 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,340 She cleans, she does laundry, she irons, even irons our socks. 97 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Does she cook? 98 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,560 I come home from working dinners on the table. 99 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,660 Oh, Jackie, my life has transformed. 100 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,780 It's like having a wife. 101 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Oh, 102 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,560 it would be fantastic having a housekeeper. 103 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,640 Tell George you want one. 104 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:20,940 You want the agency's number? 105 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,500 Yes. 106 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:24,960 I'll get it for you. 107 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:28,970 They specialize in Scandinavians and Filipinos, but they've got English ones, 108 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,070 too. 109 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,750 Well, what do you think, George? 110 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,650 I don't know. 111 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:39,530 I just hate having a stranger living in our house. She wouldn't be a stranger 112 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:40,530 after she moved in. 113 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,330 It would be an invasion of privacy. 114 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,110 A housekeeper from England wouldn't do that. 115 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:48,470 They're so reserved. 116 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:52,690 I'm sorry we didn't get an English girl. Ours is always chattering on about 117 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:53,690 something in Swedish. 118 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,010 Mrs. Chichester. 119 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,850 Hello. Hello, it's Dr. George Coverdale calling. 120 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:30,750 Yes. Yes, the employment agency said you could give me a reference for a Eunice 121 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,650 Parchman. Eunice Parchman. 122 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:38,690 Yes. She's been with me 20 years, you know. 123 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:44,270 I'd never let her go, but I'm entering a nursing home. 124 00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:47,870 I shall be 87 next week. 125 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,430 Well, happy birthday. 126 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:50,930 Thank you. 127 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:57,110 Mrs. Chichester, I, uh... Well, in our family, we... Sorry to be so awkward 128 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,510 about this, but I've never hired a housekeeper before, and I'm not really 129 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:01,510 what I should ask you. 130 00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:03,990 That's quite all right, Dr. 131 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,550 Coverdale. 132 00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:12,090 Eunice is a perfect housekeeper, but Eunice has already been offered two 133 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:17,610 positions, and I'm not sure if... Well, if she is willing, I'd love her to work 134 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:18,209 for us. 135 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,410 She sounds unbelievably... 136 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:23,120 wonderful. And of course, we'll take care of all the transportation expenses. 137 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:30,680 Dr. Coverdale, you do sound like the ideal employer for you, 138 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,600 miss. Well, thank you, Mrs. Chichester. 139 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,900 It's been a pleasure talking to you. Bye -bye for now. 140 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,240 Bye -bye. 141 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,760 Dr. 142 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,820 Andy. 143 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:46,460 I think you've got a job in America. 144 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,920 Now, back to housekeeper lessons. 145 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,520 Hello, William. 146 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,760 Good evening, sir. 147 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,500 Looking good. 148 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,350 It's just well done. 149 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:34,490 Okay, okay, you win. You've got your housekeeper. 150 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:38,070 Kids, dinner will be ready in ten minutes. 151 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,850 Goodness, we're going to be late. 152 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,570 What are you 153 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:56,410 doing? 154 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,010 Oh, uh... 155 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:03,480 Just a few quid to tide me over. But they're paying you away. And that's my 156 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,620 money for the week. 157 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,520 You wouldn't like me telling the Social Security about you drawing your mum's 158 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,520 pension, would you? 159 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,060 How many years has she been dead now? 160 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,780 Yes, of course, June. 161 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,900 But that won't be nearly enough. 162 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,600 Oh, I shan't be writing. 163 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,920 No point is there. 164 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,020 Welcome to America. 165 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,100 I hope you'll be very comfortable here. 166 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,420 Thank you, sir. 167 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:17,580 By any chance, was your last employer related to Sir Humphrey Chichester? 168 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,520 Oh, um... I believe so, sir. 169 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,340 It's Norman Smith. He runs the post office. 170 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,260 His wife, Joan, is in the window. 171 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,200 Norman, can you see if there's any mail for me, please? Sure. 172 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,320 The post office is also the general store. 173 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,020 You get cigarettes and things like that. 174 00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,740 Talk advice. 175 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,880 Thanks, Norman. Hello, Mr. Carverdale. 176 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,700 Joan? 177 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,700 Oh, uh, this is Eunice Parchman. 178 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,150 You staying with us? 179 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,550 Pleased to meet you, Eunice. Drop by and visit when you've got a minute. 180 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,609 Must be the housekeeper. 181 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,470 That family. 182 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,390 Snobs, I say. 183 00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:28,089 None of your business, Joe. 184 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:29,930 You know the saying, Norman. 185 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:33,210 Those who warn the wicked are saved from blame. 186 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:36,050 Even when the warning goes unheeded. 187 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,650 I think we should make Eunice some tea. 188 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,030 We don't have tea. 189 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,130 I'll make coffee. 190 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,510 Mrs. Inglis, you drink tea. 191 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,210 Well, I'll get some tomorrow. 192 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:34,490 Here it is. 193 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:38,170 This is Mrs. Coverdale. Hello, madam. 194 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,370 I really hope that you'll enjoy your stay with us. 195 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,870 Thank you, madam. I'm sure I will. 196 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,290 Melinda, come over here and meet Eunice. 197 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:51,290 Hi, I'm Melinda. How do you do, miss? 198 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,520 This is Tash. 199 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,740 It's French for spot. 200 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,480 Down, boy. Down, boy. Tash, stop it. I didn't know you had a dog. Down, down. 201 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,020 Oh, he's harmless, really. The world's worst watchdog. 202 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,820 You know, if somebody were to break in, he'd just wag his tail. 203 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,460 Come on. 204 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,060 Hi, William. 205 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,180 Hi. 206 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,900 Eunice, that's William. He's the handyman, the gardener. He does 207 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,100 around here. Hello, William. Sir? 208 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:28,730 to something much grand, but I really hope you'll be comfortable here. 209 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,110 You really should go down and say hello. 210 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:34,990 Has the Duchess arrived? 211 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,750 I'll be just a second. 212 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:44,670 I don't mind doing all the meals. I prefer to be in charge of the kitchen. 213 00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:46,730 wonderful. I hate cooking. 214 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:50,690 I don't mind shopping, though. In fact, I kind of like it. So just make me a 215 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,250 list of what you need and I'll get it for you. Or I could buy what I usually 216 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,720 buy. Yes, madam. 217 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,940 May I see the rest of the house? 218 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,660 Aren't you tired? You've been traveling all day. I'm all right, madam. 219 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,140 Well, why not? 220 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,520 Dr. Coverdale here. 221 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,720 This is the study. 222 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:16,420 Those are his prize orchids. I'll show you what's there. Listen, tell him to 223 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:19,700 take a big spoonful of antacid, and if he's not better in half an hour, call 224 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,700 again, and I'll see him. 225 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,140 This is the master bedroom. 226 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,460 Melinda's room is over here. 227 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,280 And this is Bobby's room. 228 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,780 Bobby, I'd like you to meet Eunice. 229 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,260 Hello, sir. 230 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,660 How do you do? 231 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,780 And your room's down here. 232 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,780 I know it's not what you're used to. 233 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,660 It'll do very nicely, thank you, madam. 234 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,320 You have your own television set. 235 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,260 We have lots and lots of TV channels. Hundreds of them. We just put in a 236 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,260 satellite dish. 237 00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:09,260 Eunice, I want you to feel that this is your home. 238 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,720 I'll leave you to unpack. 239 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,100 There you have four channels at home. 240 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,040 Thank you, madam. 241 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:23,730 She called me madam. 242 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,370 She's very private. 243 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,920 It's a nice color, isn't it? 244 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:45,860 Ah. 245 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,580 Morning, Eunice. Hello, Eunice. 246 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:49,780 Sir. 247 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,580 Looks like a lovely day today. 248 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:52,980 Yes, sir. 249 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:56,900 Madam. Thank you. 250 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:04,580 That's sweet, isn't it? 251 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,550 Is that well, I trust, Eunice? Yes, thank you, sir. Good. 252 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:14,930 Madam. Thank you. 253 00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,610 Smells wonderful, Eunice. 254 00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:19,010 It's great. 255 00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:24,050 Any more bake? 256 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:28,550 Yes, sir. I'll get some regular. George, you haven't stopped eating since you 257 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:29,550 got here. 258 00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:30,730 Great. Come on. 259 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,120 Thank you. These are just perfect. 260 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,580 Delicious, Eunice. Thank you, madam. 261 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,340 I 262 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:59,420 beg 263 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:00,420 your pardon? 264 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:06,050 Eunice... Those things are priceless and fragile. 265 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,930 Well, you could have fooled me. 266 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:11,730 Will you just put them back on the desk and hands off? 267 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:14,830 Your mother asked me to hoover, and that's what I'm going to do. 268 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,200 Why don't you just throw those away? 269 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,620 It was the spider, Sarah. 270 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,580 I don't like creepy crawlies. It took me by surprise. 271 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,860 I don't like being surprised. 272 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:05,940 Really? 273 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,880 Well, Eunice, we, um... We have a lot of spiders around here. 274 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,580 I mean, it's a country. 275 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440 Get away from it. 276 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,120 like this in a long time. 277 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,120 Hmm. It certainly was good. 278 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,020 You, uh, eat like this every night? 279 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:51,240 If I ate like this all the time, I'd be a blimp. God, you. Why is it Eunice 280 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,240 never eats with us? 281 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,200 Well, sweetheart, in England, it's not customary to serve a tea with her 282 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,960 employers. Well, she's not in England. 283 00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,300 She would only embarrass her. 284 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,600 Dad, we're the only people she knows. She's a stranger here. 285 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,760 Well, maybe we should introduce her to our girl. She hasn't made any friends 286 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,760 yet. Good idea. 287 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:08,920 Why don't we arrange it? 288 00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:18,980 Eunice, everything is excellent. 289 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,580 Thank you, madam. 290 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,960 Bobby? Are you in there? 291 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,200 Come on in. 292 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,360 Hi. Hi. 293 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,660 Sit down. 294 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,720 What are you doing? Just finishing off my masterpiece. 295 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,180 Ah. 296 00:27:46,190 --> 00:27:47,190 I like it. 297 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:50,730 So you've not seen that guy? 298 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:52,470 What? 299 00:27:53,690 --> 00:27:56,130 Sean? No, he's just a friend. 300 00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:58,150 Why? 301 00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:01,050 Curious. 302 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,920 It's boiling in here. Sorry. 303 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:39,660 You want me to help? 304 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:41,940 Sure. Thanks. 305 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,800 Oh, no, it's freezing in here. 306 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,340 Can you close the door? 307 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,100 Wow. 308 00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:58,280 I have never seen it so clean. 309 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:06,420 Do you suppose I would like England, Eunice? 310 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,960 I don't know, Miss. 311 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,420 Melinda. 312 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,040 Yes, Miss. 313 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:16,820 These are great pancakes. 314 00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:25,600 Have you seen this note for you? 315 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:29,800 Oh, I don't have my glasses, Miss. 316 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,040 They broke. 317 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:33,240 Here, I'll read it for you. 318 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:35,940 Eunice, for supper tonight, there's lamb in the freezer. 319 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,360 If you need to buy anything, Melinda will give you money and her car. 320 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,660 I don't drive, Miss. 321 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,400 You don't? 322 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:46,020 Well, it's two miles to the village and there's no bus that comes out here. 323 00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,600 Thank you, but I like to walk. 324 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:50,340 It's easy. 325 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:53,260 I'm teaching Bobby to drive when he turns 16. Why don't you come in the car 326 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:54,260 I'll teach you, too? 327 00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:57,020 Everything you have to know is in this dumb little booklet that they give you. 328 00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:00,680 Thank you, but I couldn't without my glasses. Excuse me, Miss. 329 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,200 Why don't I make an appointment for you? 330 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,070 Hi, Martha. It's Melinda Congredale. 331 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,270 I'd like to make an appointment for our housekeeper. 332 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:23,470 Eunice Parchment. Her glasses are broken. 333 00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:25,350 Sure, that's great. 334 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:28,570 Thanks. Bye. 335 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,390 There. Now you can learn to drive. 336 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:37,350 You're very kind, but really, I like to walk. 337 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:40,390 Eunice, I'm trying to be friendly. 338 00:30:40,990 --> 00:30:42,470 We're living in the same house together. 339 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:44,570 I like to keep to myself. 340 00:30:45,270 --> 00:30:46,270 Eunice. 341 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760 I'll tell you what. 342 00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:52,300 You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. 343 00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,940 You and your brother, that is. 344 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,600 If you don't stop meddling, I'll tell about you. 345 00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:01,260 You were in Bobby's room last night. 346 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,800 So? 347 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,720 Well, they wouldn't be pleased to hear about that, would they? 348 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,620 Bobby's not my brother. 349 00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:10,240 My father met his mother six years ago. 350 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,380 You're sick. 351 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,100 You're really sick. 352 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:37,520 Sorry I have to lock up or I get invaded by hurricane units. 353 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:44,200 Speaking of hurricanes, Bobby, she thinks we're sleeping together. 354 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,100 Can you believe that? 355 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,360 She actually tried to blackmail me downstairs. She says she'll tell our 356 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,160 if I don't get out of her way and leave her alone. 357 00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:56,320 I'm going to tell them about her. 358 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:57,940 How's that going to help? 359 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,020 I mean, Mom and Dad would just get upset. 360 00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:08,990 I just can't figure out why she would say something like that. 361 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:10,590 I mean, it's ridiculous. 362 00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:12,370 Linda, just calm down. 363 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,300 Melissa. 364 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,240 It's not as if I'm your brother. 365 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,460 No, I know. 366 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:52,100 It's just, um... I don't know. You're complicated. 367 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,960 I don't know. 368 00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:07,000 I think these pants have shrunk. 369 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:09,260 Come on, George. 370 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:10,700 From hanging in the closet? 371 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,420 His unit's just cooking. 372 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:15,900 He's turning us into prime candidates for weight washers. You're right. 373 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,720 I'd love it if we went away together. All of us. The whole family. 374 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240 I've never done that. 375 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:29,220 Well, that's true, honey, but you can't go running off on a holiday just like 376 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,220 that. Why not? 377 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,720 Why can't we go to Mexico? 378 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,880 Well, uh, there must be a good reason. 379 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:38,700 And the kids would be all right. They wouldn't miss much school if we just 380 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:39,700 for a week. 381 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,040 What about Eunice? She can't just go running off and leaving. 382 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,740 That's what we hired her for. 383 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,520 To stay here and look after things. 384 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,920 What if something breaks down? 385 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:50,500 I mean, what if a pipe bursts or something? 386 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,460 When was the last time a pipe burst? And what if it does? 387 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,380 We'll leave her a whole list of numbers. 388 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,980 Besides, William will be around if she needs him. 389 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:02,520 You talked me into it. 390 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:12,280 We'll only be away in Mexico for a week. 391 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:13,940 I'm sure you can handle things. 392 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,580 Here's one. 393 00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:23,340 Got him. 394 00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:26,100 Now, remember what I told you, Eunice? 395 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,719 Check for snails every day. They eat the leaves. 396 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,440 Perhaps the handyman should do this, sir. 397 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,020 I trust you, Eunice. 398 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,420 Look at this beauty. 399 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:43,190 You know, I grew this one from seed for seven years to flower. 400 00:34:45,590 --> 00:34:48,870 You know, these plants are like my children, so you'll take good care of 401 00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:49,728 won't you? 402 00:34:49,730 --> 00:34:50,730 Yes, sir. 403 00:34:52,449 --> 00:34:53,449 We're all marked. 404 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:57,030 Blue tag, spotted once a week. 405 00:34:58,370 --> 00:35:01,710 Yellow tag, don't water at all because the plant's rafting. 406 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:04,590 And the red tag, mint only. 407 00:35:05,610 --> 00:35:07,930 Now, if you read my instructions exactly... 408 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,760 I think we'll go wrong. Go wrong? 409 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,480 Oh, and they love music. It makes you grow better when it's playing. 410 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,140 Mozart's a favorite. 411 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,160 Puccini, that leaves droop a little bit. 412 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:23,100 I'm sure you'll have no trouble at all. Now let's continue with the alphabet 413 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,140 work we've been doing today. 414 00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:28,180 First, make a small circle, like that. 415 00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:33,540 And then, draw a straight line coming down to meet the circle. 416 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,900 Now, what letter do we have? 417 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,900 B! That's right. 418 00:35:38,350 --> 00:35:42,470 D. D is for dog or doctor. 419 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,779 Hello, Eunice. 420 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,340 Was wondering when you'd come by. 421 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,800 Here you're all alone in that big old house, eh? 422 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,160 Yeah. 423 00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:32,160 Oh, maybe I'll drop by for a visit. 424 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,698 Hi, Eunice. 425 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:37,700 Hello. 426 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,980 So, what do you want to buy, dear? Chocolate. Chocolate. 427 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,440 Did you know that chocolate is just as addictive as heroin? 428 00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:48,180 In some cases, it causes pimples. 429 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,880 I buy what I like. 430 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,380 Yeah, well, your case doesn't seem to have effect. 431 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,860 Doesn't seem to affect your weight none, either. 432 00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,500 Oh, the junk they put in things. 433 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:03,840 Sodium propionate monoglyceride citrate. 434 00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:06,600 There's nothing animal or vegetable in it. 435 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,840 Personally, I never eat anything I couldn't pronounce. 436 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,780 And Norman, on the other hand, eats junk all day long, eh, Norm? 437 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,100 Goodbye. 438 00:39:18,140 --> 00:39:19,140 Bye. 439 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:29,090 I'm going to drive Eunice home, Norman. 440 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:32,390 Chalk all the way here. It's freezing. 441 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,670 I haven't had my lunch yet. 442 00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:37,310 Can't you take over for a few minutes? Well, I won't be long. 443 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:42,930 Anyways, hospitality to strangers shows reverence for the name of the Lord. 444 00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:46,610 You should read your Bible, Norman. 445 00:39:59,100 --> 00:39:59,959 Get in. 446 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,280 Don't put yourself out for me. 447 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,500 No, it's no trouble. I'm going that way anyhow. 448 00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:05,340 Thank you. 449 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,700 Here. 450 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,980 It's a message of welcome from my church. 451 00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:40,790 Thanks very much. 452 00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:46,310 I've never seen this house on the inside, you know. 453 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,950 I'd best be getting in now. 454 00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:51,290 Sure is a big old barn of a place, eh? 455 00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:54,030 Let's count the earth, the heat, the winters we have. 456 00:40:56,410 --> 00:41:00,690 Joan, I was wondering if you could help me with something. 457 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:03,870 It happened this morning. 458 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,490 The telly's all bunged up. 459 00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:08,370 It's probably just a fuse. 460 00:41:09,730 --> 00:41:10,730 I'll look. 461 00:41:14,410 --> 00:41:16,630 I'm glad we met each other, you know, Eunice. 462 00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:18,770 I think we're going to be good friends. 463 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,250 We can help each other. Yeah. 464 00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:25,890 You could do me a bit of a favor, you know. 465 00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:31,450 See, there's a special service at my church next week. And, like, everybody's 466 00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:32,450 supposed to bring a guest. 467 00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:36,030 I think it's embarrassing if you don't bring someone, right? And, well, 468 00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:39,370 Norman... He's not much of a church goer, you know. 469 00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:41,750 I'm not very religious. 470 00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:44,010 Oh. 471 00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:45,550 See? 472 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:47,910 I'll think about it. 473 00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,070 I didn't mean to frighten you. 474 00:47:40,970 --> 00:47:42,510 I thought you were a burglar. 475 00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:46,410 I was worried. When you didn't answer, I thought something might be wrong. 476 00:47:49,770 --> 00:47:50,770 Eunice? 477 00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:53,410 Eunice? 478 00:47:54,770 --> 00:47:56,270 I chopped you some wood. 479 00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:01,010 Saw the smoke coming from the chimney, and I figured you'd be running out. 480 00:48:04,570 --> 00:48:05,570 Thank you. 481 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,360 Actually, that's not really the truth. 482 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,360 I just thought it'd be nice to see you. 483 00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:20,420 I thought you'd appreciate a little company. 484 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,980 When the cat's away, the mice will play. 485 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,460 You and I being the mice. 486 00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:30,020 I saw you without any clothes on. 487 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,920 You sure are pretty without any clothes on. 488 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,200 What else did you think? 489 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,800 I think you'd better go. I thought maybe we could have a drink together. 490 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,660 A cup of coffee. 491 00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:50,800 It's really cold out there. 492 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,100 I'm very busy. 493 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,300 What do you want done with the firewood? 494 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,060 Just leave it there, by the back door. 495 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,900 What happened to your hand? 496 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,840 Money can't buy happiness, you know. 497 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,420 So why don't you show me around the rest of the place? 498 00:49:53,060 --> 00:49:54,060 All right. 499 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,520 Rich people disgust me. 500 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,120 They take half the money they spend on this stuff. 501 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,280 You could feed a starving village in Ethiopia. 502 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,260 Please don't do that. 503 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,560 How do you stand them, Eunice? 504 00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:22,420 Pushing you around like that, acting so superior. 505 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:28,140 That Jackie with her jewelry here. Nails out to here. Wonder how she wipes her 506 00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,720 bum. Don't you like them? 507 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:32,480 Wouldn't shit in their toilet. 508 00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:33,900 Oh. 509 00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:37,460 Hey, I see you've got corns. 510 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,540 And she takes the pill. 511 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000 I know. 512 00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:51,690 It's okay. Ashes are good for carpets. 513 00:50:55,070 --> 00:50:57,270 She left her husband for George, you know. 514 00:50:58,110 --> 00:50:59,830 Not for me to sit in judgment. 515 00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:03,750 I can read my Bible, can't I? 516 00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:07,550 Whoever shall marry a divorced woman commits adultery. 517 00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:11,150 And they're not even married, so what's that make them? 518 00:51:11,630 --> 00:51:12,630 I don't know. 519 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:13,770 Sinners. 520 00:51:14,650 --> 00:51:15,910 Where's that dog of theirs? 521 00:51:17,070 --> 00:51:18,070 I don't know. 522 00:51:19,630 --> 00:51:23,010 Of course, they couldn't just have an ordinary dog, could they? 523 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,370 He had to be a pedigree. 524 00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:30,190 Eunice, about my church. 525 00:51:31,110 --> 00:51:32,910 I'm still thinking about it. 526 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,900 You've become friends with Joan Smith. 527 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,100 I should warn you about her. 528 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:03,760 She's not your sort. 529 00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:07,420 I mean, she's not a lady like you are. 530 00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:10,320 She used to be a prostitute. 531 00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:15,540 She was a woman of ill repute, if you get my meaning. 532 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,880 Before she got religion. 533 00:53:18,410 --> 00:53:19,690 Can't believe I'll... Cash! No. 534 00:53:20,270 --> 00:53:24,010 Home, sweet home. Cash! Bobby, your sombrero. Let's go inside and warm up. 535 00:53:27,950 --> 00:53:29,710 Don't forget to close the trunk, Bobby. 536 00:53:30,150 --> 00:53:31,150 Yeah, no problem. 537 00:53:35,530 --> 00:53:36,530 Cashie! 538 00:53:36,730 --> 00:53:37,890 There you are. 539 00:53:38,490 --> 00:53:40,130 What a mess you are, Cash. 540 00:53:42,630 --> 00:53:44,370 Unit. She must have... 541 00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:50,760 Get off. 542 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,900 Eunice! Where is she? 543 00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:02,540 Jackie! 544 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,780 Oh, George. 545 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,320 Your orchids. She's killed them. My God. 546 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:18,520 She's destroyed my plants. 547 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,900 Oh, George, I'm sorry. 548 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,040 That's it. She's fired. Shh, quiet, George. 549 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:28,540 She'll hear you. I don't give a damn what she hears. 550 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,200 George, you know how delicate orchids are. Anyone could have killed them. 551 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:38,000 Don't be hard on her. You know, I left her complete instructions on how to take 552 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000 care of her. 553 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,520 She's acted in a totally irresponsible manner. All she had to do was follow 554 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,520 those instructions. 555 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,340 Please forgive her. 556 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:03,290 Eunice, that's the optometrist's office. We'll pick you up in about an hour. 557 00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:04,630 It's all right, madam. 558 00:55:04,790 --> 00:55:05,990 I'll make my own way back. 559 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,630 George, you promised me you'd give her another chance. 560 00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:39,850 It's been steamed open and re -glued. 561 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,170 Look at that. There's a hair sticking out of the glue. 562 00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:44,490 I know nothing about it. 563 00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:46,350 This is the third time, Norman. 564 00:55:47,070 --> 00:55:50,910 Opening somebody else's mail is a criminal offense. I'm warning you. 565 00:55:51,590 --> 00:55:54,650 You control that wife of yours, or I'm going to take legal action. 566 00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:03,490 Norman, he hasn't even paid his phone bill. Joan, you've got to stop. 567 00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:06,430 We can't lose the post office. It's all we've got. 568 00:56:06,910 --> 00:56:07,910 Joan, I mean it. 569 00:56:08,850 --> 00:56:11,090 Leave that mail alone or I'm leaving. 570 00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:13,390 You mean for good, Norman? 571 00:56:15,990 --> 00:56:16,990 I meant to the bar. 572 00:56:17,890 --> 00:56:20,510 It's my duty, Norman. You know it's my duty. 573 00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,710 He is a sinner, Norman. 574 00:56:23,290 --> 00:56:25,770 He is living in sin with that Jackie woman. 575 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:30,630 And till the day that he marries her, I have to watch them. As a messenger of 576 00:56:30,630 --> 00:56:32,990 God, I have to. How do you know they're not married? 577 00:56:35,070 --> 00:56:36,290 I have my ways. 578 00:56:41,740 --> 00:56:44,160 At least keep your hair out of the damn glue. 579 00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:48,460 Abandon your sinful life, George Coverdale, and come to God. 580 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,860 You are living in Satan's world, and God will seek vengeance. 581 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,700 Woe to the ungodly! 582 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:57,340 We've entered the last days of Satan's system of worship. 583 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:02,480 Let us fully declare a day of vengeance on the part of our Lord. 584 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,580 Woe to the ungodly! 585 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:05,880 Woe to... 586 00:57:15,470 --> 00:57:18,630 Hello, this is Eunice Parchman. Oh, yes, you have an appointment this afternoon. 587 00:57:18,650 --> 00:57:20,230 I can't come for my appointment today. 588 00:57:21,050 --> 00:57:22,590 I've just begun a terrible headache. 589 00:57:23,030 --> 00:57:24,970 Okay, Miss Parchman, I'll cancel your appointment. 590 00:57:31,450 --> 00:57:32,570 See you later, Bobby. Bye, Ma. 591 00:57:33,170 --> 00:57:34,450 Eunice, I made a shopping list. 592 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:35,990 Is there anything else we need? 593 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,220 No, madam, that's fine. Good. 594 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,440 Have a nice day. 595 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,940 Come on, honey, I'm going to be late. 596 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,360 Coming, George. 597 00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,600 Long time no see, Eunice. 598 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,860 That'll be $2 .50, please. 599 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,640 Very expensive chocolate. 600 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,880 I've heard something about you. 601 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,620 Something nice, I hope. 602 00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:55,740 Oh, I don't know about nice. 603 00:58:57,580 --> 00:59:00,400 What I heard is that you used to go with men for money. 604 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,440 Yeah, I was a sinner. 605 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,160 I was scarlet with sin. 606 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,660 Sleeped in the foulest mar. 607 00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:10,500 I was a harlot. 608 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,620 And then God called to me, and lo, I heard him. 609 00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:18,340 Does Norman know? Oh, everyone knows. 610 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:25,100 See, I laid my soul bare to all who'd hear, so that people would know that 611 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,760 the blackest can be saved. 612 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,020 What about you, Eunice? 613 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:35,210 You must have sins you'd like to confess, eh? 614 00:59:35,630 --> 00:59:40,810 Me? All of us have something to hide. Some little indiscretion, something 615 00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:42,150 trivial. Here's your change, dear. 616 00:59:42,790 --> 00:59:47,810 Like, maybe there was a time when you could have been kind, but you weren't. 617 00:59:48,370 --> 00:59:52,630 Or maybe you could have helped someone sometime, but you didn't. 618 00:59:53,150 --> 00:59:54,930 You can make up for all that, see? 619 00:59:55,370 --> 00:59:56,830 You can confess your sins. 620 00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:59,070 Joan, I've got to get some things. 621 01:00:00,070 --> 01:00:01,970 Here's the list, but I don't have my glass. 622 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,740 strawberry yogurt, cottage cheese, dog food. 623 01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:20,420 What are you looking for? 624 01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:22,520 A New England Journal of Medicine. 625 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,860 Eunice says it's here somewhere, but I can't find it. She wouldn't lie. 626 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,580 I couldn't have just walked away. 627 01:00:28,180 --> 01:00:29,600 You're very hard on her. 628 01:00:30,430 --> 01:00:33,330 Listen, she's always tidying up. If I could at least read things before she 629 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,330 throws them away. 630 01:00:35,110 --> 01:00:37,250 Home's becoming a real pain in the ass. 631 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:38,550 That's nonsense. 632 01:00:38,890 --> 01:00:40,130 Why are you always defending? 633 01:00:40,350 --> 01:00:41,350 I'm not. 634 01:00:43,050 --> 01:00:44,890 It used to be a happy home. 635 01:00:45,090 --> 01:00:46,330 A messy home. 636 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:48,150 I'd rather be messy than unhappy. 637 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:50,470 If it was messy again, I'd be unhappy. 638 01:00:53,690 --> 01:00:54,690 I'll talk to her. 639 01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:56,050 It won't help. 640 01:00:57,230 --> 01:00:58,390 Fire her then. 641 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:17,120 Eunice, I wanted this suit pressed. 642 01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:19,420 Didn't you see my note? 643 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,700 I'm busy preparing dinner. 644 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:23,380 Dinner can wait. 645 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,020 I'm going out soon. 646 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:26,700 Could I do it tomorrow? 647 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,720 I want it tonight, Eunice. I'll take care of it, won't you? 648 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,460 I must be going deaf. I didn't hear your answer. 649 01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:41,220 Yes. 650 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:42,940 Sir. 651 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,840 This village lies in a beautiful, beautiful in many ways. 652 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:56,840 But I have heard people say things and they frighten me. But I don't want to 653 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,780 dwell on the negative attacks on our human service ministry. 654 01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:03,700 Not once has a member of this church been arrested for anything. 655 01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:07,700 We don't smoke. We don't drink. We don't use drugs. 656 01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:10,060 We are good citizens. 657 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:14,940 Amen. There is someone in this room whose soul is sick. 658 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:18,480 She has a yellow cover on her toaster in her kitchen. 659 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:24,640 And there is someone else in this room with a terrible sin to confess. 660 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,760 Come, my child, unburden your heart to the Lord. 661 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:34,440 Oh, God, I have sinned. I have sinned. I have... I have had sexual relations 662 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:41,420 with hundreds of men, hundreds... submitting myself to their filth, to 663 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:43,820 kind of disgusting desire. 664 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:50,240 I'm not religious myself. I just like my husband. I never used to be religious, 665 01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,440 but now I'm more interested. 666 01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:54,880 She 667 01:03:54,880 --> 01:04:01,920 does 668 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,340 this all the time. 669 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:15,930 Come in and have a cup of tea. 670 01:04:18,450 --> 01:04:21,030 I like the color of your nail varnish. It's fuchsia. 671 01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:27,470 Eunice, may I see you alone, please? 672 01:04:28,470 --> 01:04:29,470 Yes, sir. 673 01:04:30,190 --> 01:04:31,190 All right, George. 674 01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:34,790 You can say anything in front of me, right, Eunice? No, Joan. 675 01:04:42,090 --> 01:04:45,690 How you choose your friends is none of my business, but this is my house, and 676 01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:47,250 Joan is not welcome here. 677 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:50,250 Your wife told me to think of this as my home, too, sir. 678 01:04:50,550 --> 01:04:54,670 How dare you tell her not to bring her friends home? How dare you treat her 679 01:04:54,670 --> 01:04:56,150 a second -class citizen anyways? 680 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:57,950 I'll give you the right to have servants. 681 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:00,310 Order them around like you're some sort of royal. 682 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:01,488 Joan, please. 683 01:05:01,490 --> 01:05:04,410 You think you're some hot shit. You think your shit doesn't stink. 684 01:05:04,670 --> 01:05:08,890 This is mine. I will repay, says the Lord. Get out of here. Romans 12, 19. 685 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:11,430 How dare he? 686 01:05:11,710 --> 01:05:14,130 How dare he try and break up our friendship? 687 01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:15,990 You heard the preacher. 688 01:05:16,650 --> 01:05:21,250 We've got enemies, persecutors, and George Coverdale is one of them. 689 01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:26,190 We'll see each other wherever, whenever we like, right? 690 01:05:26,430 --> 01:05:27,490 Of course, Joan. 691 01:05:28,270 --> 01:05:30,670 The wages of sin is death. 692 01:05:31,830 --> 01:05:34,330 Romans 6, 23. 693 01:06:21,950 --> 01:06:23,650 You! What happened? 694 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,510 The cranberry sauce. 695 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:28,990 We'll clean it up. 696 01:06:29,670 --> 01:06:32,170 Everything's ready to serve, so I'll be leaving soon. 697 01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:33,390 Leaving? 698 01:06:33,610 --> 01:06:36,090 I've been invited to spend Christmas with some friends. 699 01:06:36,690 --> 01:06:39,790 We have 30 people coming. I need you to help serve. 700 01:06:40,010 --> 01:06:41,310 You didn't tell me that. 701 01:06:41,650 --> 01:06:43,150 You only asked me to cook. 702 01:06:44,390 --> 01:06:45,390 Of course. 703 01:06:46,110 --> 01:06:47,430 That was thoughtless of me. 704 01:06:48,190 --> 01:06:49,870 You're entitled to celebrate Christmas. 705 01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:52,700 We'll manage. 706 01:06:53,020 --> 01:06:54,680 Next time, you should be clearer. 707 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:57,400 Of course. 708 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,580 Honey, what's the matter? 709 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,420 Eunice is going to spend Christmas with friends. 710 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:07,680 She's what? 711 01:07:08,620 --> 01:07:10,760 What about her guests? Who's going to serve them? 712 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,420 It's all right. I told her she could. 713 01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:19,000 How do you like your Christmas present? 714 01:07:20,069 --> 01:07:21,390 Very nice. Thank you very much. 715 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,630 You can read what they are right in the label. 716 01:07:24,410 --> 01:07:25,610 I've got a present for you. 717 01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:27,850 I made it myself. 718 01:07:28,430 --> 01:07:29,430 Let's see. 719 01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:31,009 Oh, 720 01:07:31,010 --> 01:07:39,050 it's 721 01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:40,050 lovely. 722 01:07:40,650 --> 01:07:42,190 Oh, thank you. 723 01:07:42,410 --> 01:07:43,410 Glad you like it. 724 01:07:44,970 --> 01:07:47,350 Here. I've got something else for you, too. 725 01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:55,130 Here. It gives you a little color. 726 01:08:01,550 --> 01:08:05,250 Get your boots off, Norman. You're trucking mud all over the floor. 727 01:08:05,590 --> 01:08:06,590 Well, it's a rabbit. 728 01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:09,670 But you might cook it with soup for Christmas dinner. 729 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:12,890 Want to know how to burn a fire, Doc, Norm? 730 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,450 Put pepper on your tongue. 731 01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:24,529 It's just a joke, Norman. I got a sense of humor, you know. 732 01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:31,189 Eunice and me are going to the church supper. 733 01:08:31,790 --> 01:08:32,990 Why don't you come with us? 734 01:08:35,229 --> 01:08:39,189 Norman, why don't you answer me when I speak to you? 735 01:08:41,670 --> 01:08:42,670 Huh? 736 01:08:45,810 --> 01:08:46,810 Where are you going? 737 01:08:47,029 --> 01:08:48,270 Not the bar, I hope. 738 01:08:48,810 --> 01:08:51,390 The way you drink, I wouldn't be surprised if you end up with a gunk. 739 01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:56,410 Anyway, I'm not having you drinking on Christmas time. It's not... You've been 740 01:08:56,410 --> 01:08:57,529 there already, haven't you? 741 01:08:58,109 --> 01:08:58,948 Haven't you? 742 01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:02,370 Your breath, Norman, it stinks like a gunk! 743 01:09:18,859 --> 01:09:21,779 You leave her alone, you bloody bastard. 744 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,500 Supposed to listen to that, am I? 745 01:09:28,979 --> 01:09:30,260 You make me sick. 746 01:09:30,859 --> 01:09:33,779 About to be a couple of witches. 747 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,819 I shall not suffer a witch to live. 748 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,960 Exodus 22, 18. 749 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,140 Just don't you fall asleep. 750 01:09:55,380 --> 01:09:56,380 Not me. 751 01:10:01,340 --> 01:10:03,460 You saved my life, Eunice. 752 01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,360 With God's help, of course. 753 01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:16,300 Where'd you learn to fight like that? 754 01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:18,900 I grew up in a tough neighborhood. 755 01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:21,780 When I fought, I really enjoyed it. 756 01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:24,840 You come from a violent family. 757 01:10:25,340 --> 01:10:27,360 Me mum used to eat me just for little things. 758 01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:30,140 When my dad came home, she was dead nice to me. 759 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,480 Cos he didn't like her eating me. 760 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:34,680 Thought it was his job. 761 01:10:38,380 --> 01:10:39,440 Was he like that? 762 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:41,800 Dead. 763 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,600 They're all dead. 764 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:48,680 Armageddon. 765 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,120 You know what that means? 766 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,000 It's the end of the world, and it's coming soon. 767 01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:56,940 Don't you think God's going to want to save the righteous? 768 01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:01,040 Who do you think that God's going to want to save on that day of judgment? 769 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,560 God's messengers. 770 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,760 That's me. 771 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,440 And their followers. That's you. 772 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,300 It used to be Norman. 773 01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:08,660 Now it's you. 774 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,080 You and me. 775 01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:11,760 We're going to be ready, Eunice. 776 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:23,900 I'm a survivalist, see? 777 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:29,420 Nobody can take it away from us, neither, because... Look. 778 01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:32,520 Come on, I'll teach you. 779 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,360 What happened to your eye? 780 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,740 George Coverdale hit me. 781 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,140 Threw me out of the house. 782 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,440 See? 783 01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:51,330 Didn't want Eunice here. 784 01:11:51,550 --> 01:11:54,150 She's English, associating with the messenger of God. 785 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,670 Why don't you come by and visit me? 786 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:58,410 Maybe lunch tomorrow? 787 01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:02,450 Well, I'm kind of tied up right now. It'll be late by the time we finish 788 01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:03,450 you. 789 01:12:04,410 --> 01:12:06,370 Why don't you sleep over on my plane tonight? 790 01:12:08,350 --> 01:12:09,970 I'll drive you over in the morning. 791 01:12:10,870 --> 01:12:14,850 No, you... I think we should do something about your hair. 792 01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:18,270 Yeah, I'll make an appointment. 793 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:26,930 I won. Come on, let's go. 794 01:12:27,290 --> 01:12:28,290 Well, here's your reward. 795 01:12:34,230 --> 01:12:40,890 Happy birthday. 796 01:12:41,710 --> 01:12:42,770 Well, you shouldn't have. 797 01:12:43,550 --> 01:12:44,550 But I'm glad you did. 798 01:12:49,650 --> 01:12:51,330 What is it? It's a keychain. 799 01:12:51,990 --> 01:12:53,310 If you lose your keys... 800 01:12:54,430 --> 01:12:55,930 You just whistle, and it beeps. 801 01:12:58,810 --> 01:12:59,830 I've got one more present. 802 01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:02,110 It's the key to my car. 803 01:13:03,790 --> 01:13:05,630 You're going to need it if you're going to come down and visit me. 804 01:13:07,090 --> 01:13:08,090 What do you mean? 805 01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:11,090 I decided to go to boarding school next semester. 806 01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:15,330 Why? Bob, you know why. 807 01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:18,030 I can't stay here. 808 01:13:19,330 --> 01:13:20,330 I'm going to miss you. 809 01:13:37,550 --> 01:13:38,570 I don't think they saw it. 810 01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:42,350 But someone's going to see it sooner or later. 811 01:13:43,430 --> 01:13:44,810 I think we should talk to our parents. 812 01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:47,510 My dad is going to hit the roof. 813 01:13:57,910 --> 01:13:59,550 We should take a look at Cinderella. 814 01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:02,350 Oh, my God. Look at her. 815 01:14:03,430 --> 01:14:04,950 Don't you dare offer a lift home. 816 01:14:05,519 --> 01:14:06,519 Me? Are you kidding? 817 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,720 Step on it. 818 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,760 Oh, shit. She's seen us. 819 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:14,160 She's seen us. Pull over. 820 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:15,580 Oh, Melinda. 821 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,160 Hop in, Eunice. We'll give you a ride back. 822 01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:28,860 The Q107 $1 ,000 Friday begins tomorrow on my show. All you have to do to win is 823 01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:32,400 listen tomorrow morning between 7 and 7 .30. Your hair looks really nice, 824 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,060 Eunice. Thank you. 825 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:49,780 Have you seen 826 01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:50,779 Bobby's new keychain? 827 01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:52,000 It beeps when you whistle. 828 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,400 So he won't lose it 829 01:14:54,400 --> 01:15:01,180 You 830 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:08,040 miss I thought you said you couldn't read without 831 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:12,400 your glasses I'm just 832 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:19,240 Looking at the picture what you don't need your glasses for the 833 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,240 pictures 834 01:15:21,970 --> 01:15:23,570 Eunice, you can't read, can you? 835 01:15:25,470 --> 01:15:27,910 I'm glad you asked, Eunice. 836 01:15:30,970 --> 01:15:33,830 All those excuses about your eyesight and never having your glasses. 837 01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:36,870 Please don't tell your parents. 838 01:15:38,070 --> 01:15:39,230 They'll give me the sack. 839 01:15:43,310 --> 01:15:44,750 I'll do anything you ask. 840 01:15:45,030 --> 01:15:46,030 Anything? 841 01:15:46,330 --> 01:15:48,790 Well, the nicest thing you could do for me, Eunice, is to go and work someplace 842 01:15:48,790 --> 01:15:49,790 else. 843 01:15:50,590 --> 01:15:51,590 Well, then. 844 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:53,580 You go ahead and tell them. 845 01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:56,880 But if you do, I'll tell your parents about you. 846 01:15:57,820 --> 01:16:01,400 Oh, well, I'm sure they'd be very interested to know what's been going on 847 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,300 their backs, you dirty little child! 848 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:05,480 That's the way you are! 849 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,060 A dirty, interfering little bitch! 850 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,400 They already know, Eunice. 851 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:28,000 I always felt that our ability to communicate was one of our greatest 852 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,220 I knew it was going to be hard for you to understand. 853 01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:33,460 It's hard for us to understand. 854 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,060 We can't help the way that we feel. 855 01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,120 I was thinking that maybe I should go away to school next semester. 856 01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:46,520 Who knows how we're going to feel in time. 857 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:53,160 If that's what you want, then I respect your wishes. 858 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:54,880 I think it's a good idea. 859 01:16:56,140 --> 01:17:00,960 But while you're still in this house, all I ask is that you and Bobby give us 860 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:01,960 the same respect. 861 01:17:02,820 --> 01:17:06,420 I love you very much. 862 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,380 I love you too, Dad. 863 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,200 Come in. 864 01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,060 You said to tie me and I had a talk. 865 01:17:24,810 --> 01:17:28,610 Now, you have lied to us, and you threaten Melinda with blackmail. 866 01:17:28,850 --> 01:17:33,330 I don't think I condone her behavior or Bobby's, but your behavior is 867 01:17:33,330 --> 01:17:35,310 intolerable, and I want you out of this house. 868 01:17:36,190 --> 01:17:38,930 Frankly, Eunice, I should have done this a long time ago. 869 01:17:40,150 --> 01:17:42,310 But I've got nowhere to go. 870 01:17:43,730 --> 01:17:46,570 All right, you can stay for a few days until you find another place to live. 871 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:52,350 I'll give you a month's salary and a letter of reference, but I won't hide 872 01:17:52,350 --> 01:17:53,350 fact that you can't read. 873 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:56,020 Who's going to give me a job then? 874 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,720 You should have thought of that before and acted accordingly. 875 01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:11,720 Just for burning the dinner. 876 01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:14,320 Yeah. They ought to be shot. 877 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:16,180 After all you've done for them. 878 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,900 I bet you there's a job just waiting for you right here in this paper. 879 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,400 Yep, here's one here. 880 01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:27,510 Housekeeper wanted for family with two school -aged children. Well, I've had 881 01:18:27,510 --> 01:18:28,510 enough of kids. 882 01:18:30,630 --> 01:18:32,550 Housekeeper wanted for a retired couple. 883 01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:34,350 That sounds better. 884 01:18:44,490 --> 01:18:45,490 Hello? 885 01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:49,170 I'm calling about the job you advertised in the newspaper. 886 01:18:49,510 --> 01:18:51,930 Yeah, I'd like to make an appointment for an interview. 887 01:18:53,970 --> 01:18:54,970 Next Friday. 888 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,470 Six o 'clock? 889 01:19:01,650 --> 01:19:02,750 Eunice Parchment. 890 01:19:03,230 --> 01:19:05,050 Right then. I'll see you next Friday. 891 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:11,570 Why don't you stay with me a few days? Until your new job starts. 892 01:19:12,490 --> 01:19:14,770 I'll drive back tonight and get you things after church. 893 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:16,050 All right. 894 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:27,860 And, of course, it's New Year's Eve, so we're starting the new year off right, 895 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000 eh? 896 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,220 Look at me. 897 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:37,720 I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree. 898 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:39,760 Darling, you play divinely. 899 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,640 Everyone's having a good time, don't you think? 900 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:44,960 Catch you later. 901 01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:49,480 You're doing your penguin fur again. You've got a lot to offer. 902 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,620 I'll wait here, okay, while you get your things. 903 01:20:07,860 --> 01:20:08,960 You'll freeze to death. 904 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,240 You'd better come inside. 905 01:20:10,580 --> 01:20:12,080 I'll see if the coast's clear. 906 01:20:54,670 --> 01:20:57,910 I could develop a relationship with this gun, you know what I mean? 907 01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:04,270 I'll make you some tea. 908 01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:11,450 Okay. 909 01:21:26,380 --> 01:21:28,060 Eunice, what if George comes in? 910 01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:29,460 We'll take it upstairs. 911 01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,600 Happy New Year, Eddie. Happy New Year, honey. 912 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:52,580 I'm just getting there. 913 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:54,780 Stay in there. 914 01:22:17,919 --> 01:22:19,520 I don't know who did that. 915 01:22:20,180 --> 01:22:21,940 You've heard already, aren't you? 916 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:24,880 That's true. 917 01:22:35,260 --> 01:22:36,620 I love 918 01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:50,300 you. 919 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:27,200 Would you prefer milk or lemon? 920 01:23:56,460 --> 01:23:58,540 He might get the police on to us. 921 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,260 They don't even know we're here. 922 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:10,020 You got any wire cutters, Eunice? 923 01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:11,960 What for? 924 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:13,900 You'll see. 925 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:23,840 We have smitten him in his high places. 926 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:27,880 In the bed of his life. We have afflicted him. 927 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,980 What is he, Eunice? 928 01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:36,020 What is George, Eunice? A sinner. 929 01:24:36,820 --> 01:24:37,820 What are we? 930 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,520 Messengers of God. Right. 931 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:43,220 I am the instrument of the Lord's vengeance. 932 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,500 I am the sword in his left hand, spear in his right hand. 933 01:24:59,190 --> 01:25:00,270 Happy New Year. 934 01:25:00,730 --> 01:25:01,730 Say hi to the kids. 935 01:25:02,130 --> 01:25:03,130 Bye. Bye. 936 01:25:05,410 --> 01:25:07,230 Thanks for coming. 937 01:25:07,730 --> 01:25:08,770 Oh, it's cold. 938 01:25:09,770 --> 01:25:10,990 A little bit more champagne. 939 01:25:21,010 --> 01:25:22,050 I mean, the toolbox. 940 01:25:22,990 --> 01:25:24,350 Here, hold this. 941 01:25:36,810 --> 01:25:37,810 And in the basement. 942 01:25:38,010 --> 01:25:39,650 Del's got in front of the police there, Will. 943 01:25:46,270 --> 01:25:47,690 Watch you don't get too warm there, honey. 944 01:25:50,010 --> 01:25:52,590 For you, my darling. Thank you. 945 01:25:53,590 --> 01:25:54,590 Cheers. 946 01:25:59,730 --> 01:26:01,050 Guess we should clean up. 947 01:26:01,290 --> 01:26:01,969 Mm -hmm. 948 01:26:01,970 --> 01:26:03,530 What we need is another unit. 949 01:26:05,030 --> 01:26:06,030 Mm -hmm. 950 01:26:15,820 --> 01:26:16,820 I can't believe this. 951 01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:18,680 Bobby's actually helping her tidy up. What? 952 01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:20,640 What a guy. 953 01:26:23,620 --> 01:26:24,620 These glasses. 954 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:28,000 You guys better be getting to sleep soon, huh? 955 01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:28,839 Yeah, Dad. 956 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:31,640 May as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb, eh, Eunice? 957 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:41,900 I'd frighten them out of their wits if I fired this off now, wouldn't it? 958 01:26:45,740 --> 01:26:46,780 What are you doing here? 959 01:26:49,660 --> 01:26:51,600 Just put the gun down or I'll call the police. 960 01:26:53,180 --> 01:26:54,700 Sinners deserve to die. 961 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:57,680 Crazy, both of you. 962 01:26:58,160 --> 01:26:59,700 Just put the gun down. 963 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:19,120 You never really cared for me, did you? 964 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:26,340 Come on! 965 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,440 Eunice? I love your kids. 966 01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,280 I'll look round the back. 967 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:39,720 I'm sorry. 968 01:27:40,460 --> 01:27:41,438 I'm sorry. 969 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:42,440 Why? 970 01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,500 I'm over here, but hide somewhere. She's coming. 971 01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:26,720 Bobby? 972 01:28:44,910 --> 01:28:49,670 promise therefore declares the day of vengeance 973 01:28:49,670 --> 01:28:53,290 the 974 01:28:53,290 --> 01:28:58,430 year of retribution 975 01:29:32,490 --> 01:29:33,209 You were. 976 01:29:33,210 --> 01:29:34,290 In a woolly hat. 977 01:29:35,630 --> 01:29:36,690 I don't remember. 978 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:38,330 I don't remember. 979 01:29:38,650 --> 01:29:40,830 We would have left it there with them. 980 01:29:42,270 --> 01:29:43,270 If I did. 981 01:29:43,410 --> 01:29:44,410 It's proof. 982 01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:46,670 I'll get it. No. 983 01:29:49,330 --> 01:29:51,870 Will has to know of our trial. 984 01:29:52,410 --> 01:29:55,550 But Joan, we go to prison. 985 01:29:56,790 --> 01:29:57,790 So? 986 01:29:58,650 --> 01:30:01,890 Then how could we do God's work? 987 01:30:04,690 --> 01:30:05,690 Yeah, you're right. 988 01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:09,670 Okay, I'll get that. 989 01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:38,980 Hi! 990 01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,220 Yes, why did she do it? 991 01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:06,640 I know she had a temper and a big mouth. 992 01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:10,480 I can't believe she'd ever kill anyone. 993 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,500 Maybe it's a mistake. 994 01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:15,720 Maybe it wasn't her. 995 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:18,680 Maybe it was someone else, a stranger. 996 01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:22,520 But when they knocked you out, you only thought it was her. 997 01:32:23,740 --> 01:32:25,160 I'm very tired, Norman. 998 01:33:03,150 --> 01:33:05,150 Good morning, sir. Good morning, madam. 999 01:33:07,550 --> 01:33:08,650 Thank you, Eunice. 1000 01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:10,550 Thank you. 1001 01:33:14,270 --> 01:33:15,270 Madam. 1002 01:33:19,710 --> 01:33:20,710 Freshly squeezed. 1003 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:33,740 So, Eunice, there was a call for you from a Norman Smith. 1004 01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:35,480 He left his number.